Zero, My Hero, How Wonderful You Are

I can't improve on the March 18 NBA blog post by Washington Wizards guard (and new father) Gilbert Arenas. But I can steal it. Read, Learn, Live:

Welcome to the World, Triple-A

My son was born in Walnut Creek, California.

I’m very excited. The 2000 Arenas is here.

I was talking a little trash to him already.

I told him hopefully he darkens up a little bit, because he was a little light in the skin. Then I told him he needs to watch the movie 300, because he needs to be a Spartan type of man.

I gave him the name Triple-A: Alijah Amani Arenas.

We’re trying to get him sponsored by AAA now and get his diapers paid for.